Don't you hate it when mothers won't allow pets in the house, even if you are a pet lover?? Well i do!!! Especially when I ask for just one pet, not two but ONE, they would always use the excuse of saying it smells!! I mean everyone smells thanks to B.O!! Maybe, mothers don't like others B.O?? I dunno.. But seriously, what harm would it bring to have one pet in the house? UGHH!!! Well, anyways never try smuggling small pet animals into your house. Especially if you live in an asian household!!! Asian parents(especially fat asian mothers) could threaten you to kick them out in an instant by just saying, " I WILL MAKE THEM INTO SOUP OR MEAT!!<----and with the leftover bone i will make soup xP" i mean yeah, it is scary since you dont know for sure if they are really going to do that... but remember this well... many places in Asia eats small animals such as, dogs, cats, bunnies, mice, and even cats!! (O_O) Yeah i know... and the worse part is that most of them think its normal to do so......Therefore, never piss off a fat asian mother who has lived in Asia during her childhood!!! They can be big with a very hungary stomach........
BTW... No offence to fat asian mothers? If that helps... or am I a bit too late there... hmmm.... well I am not trying to hate on them, its just that they are a good example because, it is true that fat asian mothers would eat those types of dishes and they do eat ALOT . Therefore most of them would probably eat those kind of foods like small animals..... but that may not be necessarily true... anyways just remember, its just an example so don't take it too seriously!!
-- JooKii
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