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| Does anyone understand this picture? Well... If you do good for you!!! BTW.. I know... the table is very dirty.. Haha SHUSH!! I was too lazy to clean it!!!(=3=) |
So.. I bet in your life you guys probably encountered a fake Btch!! Well, recently I have!! This is what happened.. In the beginning FB was nice and all and is stillish, but at times FB gossips waaaaay too much about people. To be truthful I don't think it is that bad, because I like hearing about them since I am a curious girl. However, the worst part is that FB sometimes gossips about people's bad traits, which FB also have! So its like FB is really talking about itself but doesnt realize it. An example is when FB is gossiping about another person gossiping too much?!?! WTF?!?!(Yeah.. I know you don't understand it right?I don't either) So.. what I do is pretend I am listening and nod and say "uh-huh"... (I bet you people also do that, when you are tired of listening to someone... ) But, sometimes when I am honest, I would say: but you are like that too. Then.. FB would always make an excuse and be like "I'm different". Sometimes I do understand how FB is different but most of the times....NO!
Anyways, those things I said above doesnt really show FB is a FB. To be honest, FB is not always a FB but to me right now FB is one.. I guess its when FB pisses me off then FB is a FAKE BTCH!!( Hahaha.. if that even made any sense to you guys.. ) Well.... anyways something happened recently where FB is a FB...So here I go......
One morning FB was like lets make hair buns ( Haha no.. its actually just buns as in bread buns.) !! I was like okay! Cause I liked them. However, basically what FB did was like: here is the recipe go make it.. It was the first time I made buns... well officially by myself. Since, FB always took the lead and never let me do anything but spread butter on a pan or something. So, I was happily measuring the ingredients and did everything to make the dough and GUESS WHAT?! The whole time I was doing that FB was just making sweet potatoes for itself. Well... FB also measured the butter and then sat and watch drama!!!! Surprisingly, I was okay with it until what really snapped me was when the dough was done, I told FB lets make it now... But FB was like finish washing and clean the counter first(which FB knows I hate the MOST!!) and I will teach you how to make them... I was like uh.. no thanks. But FB said " Then we will not start until the counters and dishes are washed.. " I was like seriously?!? I did almost everything but melting the butter in the microwave and you can't do that?!? So I got pissed and walked away. And guess what FB was doing? FB just went back to the drama..... FCK YOU!!!
So.. when my mom got home and started making dinner.. FB quickly went and washed the dishes and started on the bread without telling me.. So when I noticed adn finally calmed down I asked do you need help? FB was like NO!(in a shitty attitude). So instead I helped with my mom in making dinner.Later, my mom somehow found out we FB and I were in a fight... and guess who's side is she on? Yeah NOT MINE!!! FB's!! ( thanks MOM!) And worst of all my mom was literally on FB's side without knowing WTF happened!! And so.. I was FCKIN PISSED OFF and I was like I did everything and FB didn't!! So FB's explanation was: "I was only trying to teach her how to make bread/bun fully, from beginning to the end." ( which apparently includes washing dishes and doing everything needed to make bread) I was ON FIRE!! and was like to FB, you never even taught me you just sat there!!! ( AND THE FCK!! I knew FB was only using that as an excuse to make me do everything!) And of course... my mom was on FB's side.. and was like you should learn from beginning to end!! YOU LAZY DAUGHTER... and somehow me and my mother got into a fight. When later FB interrupted and said to my mom: "*Sigh*.. don't even try wasting your time she will never learn.. " (I was like BTCH please you were just fckin LAZY and you are the one who started this mess!) ( Actually , normally I am quite lazy too but this time it is clearly her fault!!) So.. in the end we started to ignore each other!
OH WAIT THERE'S EVEN MORE!!! The next morning.. my mom woke me up fckin early and said you know its tiring to be mad at a person and that FB was just teaching you! I was like OMG why the fck is life so cruel! (TT___TT)( Actually I figured that out quite a long time ago..) Well .. Anyways the worst of the worst is that FB fckin brings up the incident again later on that day to other people, which I was trying so hard to get over and be nice to FB.... but it was impossible after FB brought it up again!! THE END!
Well... I know this post is quite mean and its so sad how it doesn't have a happy ending(T___T)..... BUT, FB if you are reading this, you know who you are and I am not your FCKIN BTCH OR TOOL!!
-- Jookii
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